1 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:10,843 Jesus! 2 00:00:10,843 --> 00:00:12,381 Can't you see I'm working? 3 00:00:12,382 --> 00:00:14,141 I don't got time for this shit. 4 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,375 Come on. Get outta here! 5 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,266 Frank! 6 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,393 I just wanna make sure you're okay. 7 00:00:20,394 --> 00:00:22,076 Maybe when I get back from Puerto Rico, 8 00:00:22,077 --> 00:00:23,216 we can grab a coffee? 9 00:00:23,216 --> 00:00:25,007 I spend the winters down there. 10 00:00:26,371 --> 00:00:27,943 So Debbie and I are fucking. 11 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:28,986 You're gay? 12 00:00:28,986 --> 00:00:31,239 I hate vaginas. I just wanted to piss you off. 13 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:32,906 Rich people are crazy. 14 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,299 Fuckin' nuts. 15 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,136 - You wanna fuck? - Fuck yeah. 16 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,661 This place is for rent. 17 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:39,371 We should call the number, check it out. 18 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:40,790 Kev Ball's Keg Zone. 19 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:42,042 Keg curls. 20 00:00:43,694 --> 00:00:46,237 I've been to every home in Glencoe looking for you. 21 00:00:46,237 --> 00:00:47,505 Does anyone else know I'm here? 22 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,506 Nobody. 23 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,542 We're having a wedding wedding? 24 00:00:50,542 --> 00:00:52,200 Just want you to know, you marry a man, 25 00:00:52,201 --> 00:00:54,154 I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head. 26 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,945 Don't say I didn't warn you, cocksmoker. 27 00:00:55,947 --> 00:00:57,430 I rented that house. 28 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:00,350 My family, this neighborhood is my support system. 29 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,250 I would love if you would help me 30 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:04,213 make that house a home. 31 00:01:15,269 --> 00:01:20,412 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,539 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 33 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:26,371 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 34 00:01:26,373 --> 00:01:29,647 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 35 00:01:29,649 --> 00:01:34,384 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 36 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:37,384 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 37 00:01:37,384 --> 00:01:41,182 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 38 00:01:41,183 --> 00:01:43,102 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 39 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:47,522 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 40 00:01:54,264 --> 00:01:57,991 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 41 00:01:57,992 --> 00:02:00,930 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 42 00:02:00,932 --> 00:02:04,334 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 43 00:02:04,335 --> 00:02:08,135 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 44 00:02:08,137 --> 00:02:11,699 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 45 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:14,956 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 46 00:02:14,957 --> 00:02:17,329 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 47 00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:21,141 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 48 00:03:37,126 --> 00:03:38,377 Tami. 49 00:03:49,024 --> 00:03:51,105 Tami, you up? Coffee's on. 50 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:55,859 Tami. 51 00:04:12,967 --> 00:04:14,967 _ 52 00:04:28,564 --> 00:04:30,838 - Mickey's the bride? - Nope. Groom. 53 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,901 - So you're the bride. - No. Also a groom. 54 00:04:33,903 --> 00:04:36,317 - Who's wearing the white tux? - Mickey. 55 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:37,812 - Take your meds yet? - Yes. 56 00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:40,125 - Gonna be a stressful day. - Got it. 57 00:04:40,127 --> 00:04:42,113 You pickin' those up? 58 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,564 Yeah. 59 00:04:43,566 --> 00:04:45,408 Frank walking you down the aisle? 60 00:04:45,409 --> 00:04:46,680 Grooms, remember? 61 00:04:46,682 --> 00:04:49,370 - Is he coming? - God, I hope not. 62 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,894 - He's in Glencoe. - Great. I hope he stays there. 63 00:04:54,281 --> 00:04:56,221 Hey. I gotta go out for a bit. 64 00:04:56,221 --> 00:04:58,187 You take your meds yet? It's gonna be a stressful day. 65 00:04:58,189 --> 00:05:00,257 - Yes. First thing. - All right. 66 00:05:00,257 --> 00:05:02,738 Hey, we gotta meet at the Bamboo Lotus at two for photos. 67 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:03,956 Okay. Got it. 68 00:05:03,956 --> 00:05:05,930 Hey, how much did these tuxes cost? 69 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:09,391 Um, Mickey rented them at some fancy place downtown. 70 00:05:09,391 --> 00:05:11,177 Where's Mickey getting all the money for this? 71 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:14,115 - Savings, he says. - "Savings"? 72 00:05:15,856 --> 00:05:17,512 On the floor, motherfuckers! 73 00:05:20,122 --> 00:05:22,355 I don't really wanna know. 74 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:24,247 Father Pete marrying you? 75 00:05:24,249 --> 00:05:25,526 Father Pete's Catholic. 76 00:05:25,528 --> 00:05:28,185 - Pope won't let him marry gay people. - But Father Pete's gay. 77 00:05:28,185 --> 00:05:30,980 Lives in the rectory with the organist with the nipple ring. 78 00:05:30,980 --> 00:05:33,524 Wait. The organist at Saint Sebastian's got a nipple ring? 79 00:05:33,526 --> 00:05:35,204 Reverend Sally's doing the ceremony. 80 00:05:35,206 --> 00:05:37,127 She's Episcopalian. 81 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:38,226 They'll marry anybody. 82 00:05:39,108 --> 00:05:40,600 Yeah, those are nice, right? 83 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,757 Mm-hmm. 84 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,225 - Take your meds? - Yes. 85 00:05:45,225 --> 00:05:47,137 Good. 86 00:05:47,137 --> 00:05:48,137 Serious? 87 00:05:49,738 --> 00:05:51,293 The fuck out, shithead. 88 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,194 You get them anything for the wedding? 89 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,113 Yeah. Edible boxers. 90 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,824 Not very imaginative. 91 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,954 I wanna get them something special, but no money. 92 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,858 You can go in on the boxers with me. 93 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:14,442 They got a honeymoon car? 94 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,250 What's a honeymoon car? 95 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:18,786 A car you take to your honeymoon. 96 00:06:18,788 --> 00:06:20,920 Eh, they'll probably just stay at the Love Canal for the night, 97 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,755 take a bus or something. 98 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:25,865 - Hey, you might wanna... - Mm-hmm. 99 00:06:25,865 --> 00:06:26,968 - I'm gonna take a deuce. - Yep. 100 00:06:28,677 --> 00:06:30,552 Dress. Dress. Dress. 101 00:06:30,553 --> 00:06:32,865 Dress. Dress. Dress. Dress. 102 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:35,560 - Dress. Dress. Dress. - No, sweetie. 103 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,271 Hey, the wedding isn't till this afternoon, okay? 104 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,146 Please, Mommy. Now. 105 00:06:40,146 --> 00:06:42,057 What is she on about? 106 00:06:42,058 --> 00:06:45,437 She wants to wear her flower girl dress again. 107 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:48,168 Why the hell not? She's only gonna wear it once. 108 00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:50,817 Okay, sweetie. 109 00:06:50,819 --> 00:06:52,355 - Go on. - Yay! 110 00:06:52,355 --> 00:06:54,245 It's hanging on the ironing board in the kitchen. 111 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,706 Go. 112 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,365 Uh, so... 113 00:07:01,211 --> 00:07:02,754 about last night. 114 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,255 Mm. 115 00:07:09,725 --> 00:07:11,014 Yeah. 116 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,476 Cool. 117 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:18,103 So... 118 00:07:20,742 --> 00:07:23,682 We gotta be at the Bamboo 119 00:07:23,684 --> 00:07:25,819 at nine for the flower delivery. 120 00:07:25,819 --> 00:07:27,571 And then the caterers are delivering 121 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,627 the chairs and shit at ten. 122 00:07:29,627 --> 00:07:30,940 So... 123 00:07:32,465 --> 00:07:35,146 You think your uncle's serious about shooting Mickey? 124 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,560 Serious as a heart attack. 125 00:07:41,475 --> 00:07:43,504 But he probably won't do it at the wedding. 126 00:07:44,254 --> 00:07:45,757 Too many witnesses. 127 00:07:47,257 --> 00:07:48,283 He'll wait till Mickey's 128 00:07:48,284 --> 00:07:51,591 alone somewhere or walking to the L 129 00:07:51,591 --> 00:07:53,271 or... 130 00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:57,665 Holy sh-shit. 131 00:07:57,665 --> 00:07:59,603 What? 132 00:07:59,603 --> 00:08:01,480 It's on fire. 133 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,879 What's on fire? 134 00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:05,199 The Bamboo Lotus. It's on fire! 135 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:07,235 Dude, it's on fucking fire! 136 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,654 Fuck is going on? 137 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:10,836 Debs. 138 00:08:14,571 --> 00:08:16,437 Oh... 139 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:19,956 fuck. 140 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,170 What the hell's going on? 141 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,384 What is that? 142 00:08:28,293 --> 00:08:29,759 The Bamboo Lotus. 143 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,720 What? 144 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,118 The wedding place? 145 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,543 It's on fire. 146 00:08:47,806 --> 00:08:49,235 Terry? 147 00:08:49,236 --> 00:08:50,697 What do you think? 148 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,369 Motherfucker. 149 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,744 Oh, shit. 150 00:08:58,745 --> 00:09:00,581 Fuck. Mickey! 151 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,799 Mickey! 152 00:09:16,096 --> 00:09:18,001 Mickey! 153 00:09:18,003 --> 00:09:20,429 Terry Milkovich! 154 00:09:20,431 --> 00:09:22,351 - You fuckin' pig fucker! - Mickey. 155 00:09:22,352 --> 00:09:24,124 - Jesus, Mick! - I'm coming for you, 156 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,652 you son of a bitch! 157 00:09:25,653 --> 00:09:27,091 What the fuck, Sandy? 158 00:09:27,092 --> 00:09:29,525 Give me the fucking gun, Mick. 159 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,360 Oh, shit. 160 00:09:31,361 --> 00:09:32,536 Ow! 161 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:34,381 Shit! 162 00:09:34,383 --> 00:09:36,700 - Fuckin'... - Get the cuffs. 163 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:41,370 You done? 164 00:09:43,701 --> 00:09:44,707 No! 165 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:45,966 You gonna make me hit you again? 166 00:09:45,966 --> 00:09:47,120 Fuck you, Gallagher! 167 00:09:49,216 --> 00:09:50,463 Now are you done? 168 00:09:53,178 --> 00:09:55,345 Yeah. Yeah. 169 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,798 Shit. 170 00:10:06,434 --> 00:10:08,273 Come on, Milo. 171 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,732 Push that 60. 172 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:10,863 There you go. 173 00:10:10,864 --> 00:10:13,236 Gotta work off that avocado "kumbacha" smoothie 174 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,240 or whatever the fuck you drink. 175 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,283 Jasper, are you kidding me? Can you go slower? 176 00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:20,119 Full rotations, man! 177 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,703 Do you want your name under Pussy of the Day? 178 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,081 Is that what you want, Jasper? 179 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,351 Is it safe if I park my Tesla out front? 180 00:10:27,352 --> 00:10:29,489 Hell no, it ain't safe, Homer. This is the ghetto, man. 181 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:32,754 Get in here and grab two kegs and give me 30 curls now. 182 00:10:32,755 --> 00:10:35,299 - You Kevin? - The fuck do you think? 183 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,594 - Lorne sent me. - So? 184 00:10:40,081 --> 00:10:43,322 Way to go, Oscar. Puke is pride. 185 00:10:43,323 --> 00:10:44,731 I wanna join. 186 00:10:44,732 --> 00:10:46,394 Uh, you take Amex? 187 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,668 "Amex." Cash only! 188 00:10:48,668 --> 00:10:50,899 $50 per session up front, 189 00:10:50,899 --> 00:10:52,775 plus another $40 for the T-shirt. 190 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,134 ATM is right there. 191 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,616 You're out of spring water. 192 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,576 I am? 193 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,953 All right. Grab a sledge. 194 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,288 Start working the wall. 195 00:11:09,894 --> 00:11:11,173 Willem! 196 00:11:11,174 --> 00:11:12,589 Get off the damn phone! 197 00:11:13,261 --> 00:11:14,918 If I see you on that thing one more time, 198 00:11:14,918 --> 00:11:17,284 it's going in the puke barrel. You hear me, fat boy? 199 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:23,182 Harder, Milo! 200 00:11:24,144 --> 00:11:27,269 Come on, man. Get it up. 201 00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:35,356 What do you have them doing over there? 202 00:11:35,357 --> 00:11:38,187 Bashin' a hole in the wall to connect the gym to The Alibi. 203 00:11:38,187 --> 00:11:39,655 How long's that gonna take? 204 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,407 Ah, with my pasty propeller-heads 205 00:11:41,408 --> 00:11:43,701 swinging the hammers, twins'll be grandparents first, 206 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,995 but I'm gonna finish the rest myself later. 207 00:11:48,832 --> 00:11:50,165 What the hell are you doing? 208 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,605 Making natural spring water. 209 00:11:51,605 --> 00:11:53,003 My Keggers love to hydrate. 210 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,630 You don't sterilize the bottles first or anything? 211 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,817 No. Fuck those Facebook assholes. 212 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,498 They need the germs, strengthen their 213 00:11:59,499 --> 00:12:01,320 oat milk-drinking immune systems. 214 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,219 What is oat milk? 215 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,139 The extra watery shit that sits on top 216 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:06,597 when you make oatmeal. 217 00:12:06,599 --> 00:12:08,152 Hey, V, can you get me some more 218 00:12:08,153 --> 00:12:09,686 of those $2 black T-shirts from Walmart 219 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:10,854 and cut the sleeves off? 220 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,063 Sure. 221 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,066 So this Keg Zone stuff is actually working? 222 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,525 I got 20 fully paid Keggers already. 223 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,693 Plus, I'm starting an online thing 224 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:18,914 where you can do it at home. 225 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,322 I mean, who doesn't have an empty keg 226 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,448 laying around the house, right? 227 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,352 - Oh, yeah. Totally. - Sure. 228 00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:24,701 All right, we need to leave soon, babe, 229 00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:27,338 pick up a couple of cases of champagne for Ian's wedding. 230 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:29,706 Those two are really going through with getting married? 231 00:12:29,706 --> 00:12:31,124 Yes. 232 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,365 Why'd you say it like that? 233 00:12:33,263 --> 00:12:35,692 - I don't know. - Don't know what? 234 00:12:35,692 --> 00:12:37,472 Uh, I mean, it just doesn't seem right. 235 00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:38,859 I don't care who sticks what in what, 236 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,225 but now they gotta get married too? 237 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,729 Who's "they"? 238 00:12:42,889 --> 00:12:44,721 Hey, I got no problem with the gays. 239 00:12:44,721 --> 00:12:46,097 I'm just saying that some things 240 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,490 are natural man-woman things. 241 00:12:47,491 --> 00:12:49,100 I don't wanna walk into the men's room 242 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,206 and see a chick in heels 243 00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:51,775 pulling out her penis at the urinal. 244 00:12:51,777 --> 00:12:52,895 She wouldn't be in the men's room, Tommy. 245 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,181 She's a woman. 246 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,402 You look at other men's penises when you're at the urinal? 247 00:12:57,403 --> 00:13:00,070 - That's pretty gay, Tommy. - No! Jesus. 248 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,738 You collect more Keg cash today 249 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,239 we can use to buy the champagne? 250 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,866 Uh, no. Nothing this morning. 251 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,717 All those waters? 252 00:13:07,719 --> 00:13:09,871 I forgot to refill 'em last night. 253 00:13:12,515 --> 00:13:14,663 Jesus, when did the PC police show up in here? 254 00:13:14,664 --> 00:13:17,403 So a chick in heels peed next to you? 255 00:13:17,403 --> 00:13:20,600 No. It is a hypothetical kind of discussion thing. 256 00:13:25,294 --> 00:13:27,130 I thought you didn't make any money this morning. 257 00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:29,577 Hey, mind your own business, homo hater. 258 00:13:29,578 --> 00:13:31,309 Keeping a little "me" money on the side there, Kev? 259 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,144 Shh! 260 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,482 Oh, thank God 261 00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,355 that banging stopped. 262 00:13:36,356 --> 00:13:38,505 Yeah, Homer's arms must've given out. 263 00:13:38,506 --> 00:13:39,821 All right, I gotta get back 264 00:13:39,822 --> 00:13:42,405 and start whuppin' Depeche Mode-loving Gen X butt. 265 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,892 Hey. Tami and Fred here? 266 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,423 - That Lip? - Yeah. 267 00:14:13,424 --> 00:14:14,852 You fire him yet? 268 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,326 - What? - Not yet. 269 00:14:16,326 --> 00:14:17,898 I'm serious, Brad. 270 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,149 Fire the prick. 271 00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:21,708 - Come on, Cami. - Cami. 272 00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:23,071 You're fired, Lip. 273 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,167 She just went out the back. 274 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,493 Thank you. 275 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,740 Hey! 276 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,746 Hey. Hey. 277 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,249 How's Fred? He sleep all right? 278 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,001 Hey. 279 00:14:39,607 --> 00:14:41,360 Tami, are we gonna talk about this? 280 00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:42,528 Sure. Yeah. 281 00:14:42,529 --> 00:14:44,673 Communication is important in a relationship. 282 00:14:44,674 --> 00:14:46,176 Let's talk about this. 283 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,850 The same way we talked about that house 284 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:49,513 before you went and bought it without even asking me. 285 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,668 No, no, I didn't buy it, though. I'm renting it, right? 286 00:14:51,669 --> 00:14:53,821 And we-we did. I mean, I asked. 287 00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,426 And I said no. 288 00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:58,647 Tami. 289 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,363 Terry burned down the Bamboo? 290 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,530 Jesus. 291 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,532 There's homophobic, 292 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,534 and then there's Vladimir Putin homophobic. 293 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,558 We'll just call everybody, 294 00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:15,145 tell them the wedding is postponed. 295 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,623 What? No! 296 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,542 We can figure this out. 297 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:19,876 We should just elope, 298 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,378 go to the courthouse. 299 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,711 It's what we should've done in the first place. 300 00:15:22,712 --> 00:15:23,802 Hell no! 301 00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:25,287 You can't let hate win. 302 00:15:25,288 --> 00:15:26,591 Wake up, Little Mary Sunshine. 303 00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:27,801 Hate always wins. 304 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,719 Jesus, Gandhi, 305 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,890 Martin Luther King. 306 00:15:30,892 --> 00:15:32,304 Pretty sure one was crucified 307 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,639 and the other two were shot. 308 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,308 Yeah, Hitler, Freddy Krueger, Darth Vader. 309 00:15:36,309 --> 00:15:38,514 We still got the flowers, the booze, the DJ, 310 00:15:38,515 --> 00:15:40,105 and all that other shit, right? 311 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,782 Uh, yeah, but no place to hold the wedding. 312 00:15:42,783 --> 00:15:44,048 What about here? 313 00:15:44,048 --> 00:15:45,288 What, in the house? 314 00:15:45,288 --> 00:15:46,706 Fuck that. How many people we got coming? 315 00:15:46,707 --> 00:15:48,115 A hundred and twenty, 316 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,294 not counting the local lowlifes who'll show up uninvited 317 00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:51,639 to get hammered. 318 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,634 - The Alibi? - It's a shithole. 319 00:15:53,634 --> 00:15:55,744 I don't wanna get married where my shoes stick to the floor. 320 00:15:55,745 --> 00:15:57,413 Patsy's? 321 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,947 Jesus, this is getting sadder and sadder. 322 00:15:58,948 --> 00:16:00,863 Why don't we just do it in the parking lot across the street 323 00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:02,586 from the poultry processing plant? 324 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,086 How about the park? Hmm? 325 00:16:04,087 --> 00:16:05,725 It's 40 degrees and supposed to snow. 326 00:16:05,726 --> 00:16:07,631 Jesus! You two wanna help, maybe? 327 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,841 Yes, I wanna help. 328 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,217 I wanna help by shoving the shotgun 329 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,245 down my dad's throat 330 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:13,096 and watching his spinal cord burst out his fuckin' back 331 00:16:13,096 --> 00:16:14,556 all over his kitchen wall! 332 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,265 Everyone start calling around and find someplace 333 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,794 that's big enough and can take us in a hurry. 334 00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:19,269 With what money? 335 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:22,081 We spent it all on the Bamboo and flowers and shit. 336 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,269 So, what, 337 00:16:23,269 --> 00:16:25,686 you're just gonna let Terry and his Nazis win? 338 00:16:25,687 --> 00:16:27,062 Watch Paris burn? 339 00:16:27,063 --> 00:16:28,932 Let the Berlin Wall stand? 340 00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:31,298 Saigon fall? Huh? 341 00:16:31,299 --> 00:16:32,597 Is that who we are? 342 00:16:32,599 --> 00:16:34,033 - Yes! - No! 343 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,993 We're Gallaghers! 344 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:38,561 If you're gonna be a part of this family, you better nut up. 345 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,524 We're gonna white-trash this shit. 346 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,712 Hello, Father. 347 00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:13,420 What do you want? 348 00:17:13,421 --> 00:17:15,019 Are you coming to the wedding? 349 00:17:15,019 --> 00:17:16,204 You're getting married? 350 00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:18,077 I'm ten. 351 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,558 Ian. This afternoon. 352 00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:21,330 Oh, yeah? Good for him. 353 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,127 Who's the lucky lady-man? 354 00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:25,173 Mickey Milkovich. 355 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,086 As if your brother's gene pool 356 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,925 wasn't challenged enough already. 357 00:17:28,926 --> 00:17:31,173 I don't think their genes could ever get mixed together, 358 00:17:31,174 --> 00:17:33,050 biologically speaking. 359 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:35,208 - Are you coming or not? - Not. 360 00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:39,462 Throw some rice at the happy same-gendered couple for me, will ya? 361 00:17:39,463 --> 00:17:40,891 He's selling the house. 362 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,556 Wh-who's selling what house? 363 00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:47,106 Our house. Lip. 364 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,857 To a couple of yuppie lawyers. 365 00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:50,653 They're bringing the money today. 366 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,060 Two hundred thousand bucks in cash. 367 00:17:53,061 --> 00:17:54,447 Cash? 368 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,003 Lip is taking his share of the money 369 00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:57,262 and moving to Milwaukee. 370 00:17:57,263 --> 00:17:59,262 What about my share? 371 00:17:59,263 --> 00:18:01,704 Don't think they're planning on cutting you in. 372 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,883 It's my house, not theirs. 373 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,625 Please! I don't wanna move. 374 00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:08,599 It's the only home I've ever known. 375 00:18:09,512 --> 00:18:10,880 Of course it is, son. 376 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,521 Let me get dressed. 377 00:18:12,522 --> 00:18:13,759 And the keys. 378 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,265 - Keys? - To the Rolls or the Mercedes. 379 00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:18,939 The L could take hours. 380 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:21,085 The house could be sold before we even get there. 381 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,555 Why the hell not? 382 00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:44,163 The Gala's all booked up. 383 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,704 Same with the Dynasty. 384 00:18:45,705 --> 00:18:47,510 Castle was closed by the health department. 385 00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:49,085 Rodent infestation. 386 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,777 Korean Baptists have a bat mitzvah 387 00:18:50,778 --> 00:18:52,212 in their parish hall, 388 00:18:52,213 --> 00:18:53,952 whatever the fuck that is. 389 00:18:53,953 --> 00:18:55,119 What's going on? 390 00:18:55,121 --> 00:18:57,301 Terry Milkovich burned down the Bamboo Lotus. 391 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,711 - He what? - To the ground. 392 00:18:58,712 --> 00:19:00,512 So now everything's getting delivered here. 393 00:19:00,513 --> 00:19:01,931 Holy shit. 394 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,349 Hey, Navy Pier's got a party boat. 395 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,893 It's, like, 20 grand, though. 396 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,227 Oh, so I kite them a check. 397 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,347 Let the bastards come after me. 398 00:19:07,348 --> 00:19:09,375 What are they gonna give me, 18 months? 399 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,000 I can do that in my sleep. 400 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,651 Yeah, it's cash or credit in advance, though. 401 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,564 Wh-wh... so you guys wanna try to find someplace else 402 00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:15,923 to have the wedding today? 403 00:19:15,923 --> 00:19:18,394 They do, I'm just getting shit-faced drunk. 404 00:19:18,395 --> 00:19:19,842 Why is Mickey handcuffed? 405 00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:22,474 - He wants to kill his dad. - Will kill his dad. 406 00:19:22,476 --> 00:19:24,182 Hey, what about that boarded-up Ukrainian church 407 00:19:24,183 --> 00:19:25,463 over on Cermak? 408 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,752 We could break in, take it over. 409 00:19:26,753 --> 00:19:28,416 No. Roof caved in last winter. 410 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:30,740 What happened? 411 00:19:30,741 --> 00:19:32,961 Went by the Bamboo. It's a smoldering heap. 412 00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:34,463 Yeah. Dad, a fire, and no wedding. 413 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,590 - Gonna shoot him in the face. - We can do it at The Alibi. 414 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,175 No, no! Look, it is over. 415 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,635 It is over and done. 416 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:43,175 Terry fuckin' wins again, like he always does. 417 00:19:43,176 --> 00:19:44,756 Jesus Christ. 418 00:19:44,757 --> 00:19:46,226 Do you remember when we were kids? 419 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,690 We'd go trick-or-treating. 420 00:19:47,691 --> 00:19:49,770 As soon as we got home, who took all the candy? 421 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:50,871 Your dad. 422 00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:52,065 Before my mom ran out, 423 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,822 when she still could buy us Christmas presents, 424 00:19:53,823 --> 00:19:55,820 who opened everything up, took what he wanted, 425 00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:57,290 and pawned the rest? 426 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,644 Your dad. 427 00:19:58,645 --> 00:20:00,176 Who-who handed us over 428 00:20:00,178 --> 00:20:02,784 to Family Services for a year 429 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,452 so he could run drugs for the Sinaloa cartel? 430 00:20:05,453 --> 00:20:06,788 Your dad. 431 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,217 Look, I love you. 432 00:20:10,218 --> 00:20:11,425 I love you. 433 00:20:11,426 --> 00:20:13,877 The son of a bitch is never gonna let me be happy. 434 00:20:13,878 --> 00:20:16,006 He needs to die... today. 435 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,762 What about the Polish Doll? 436 00:20:20,763 --> 00:20:22,303 Ey, asshole, were you not listening? 437 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,762 We're doing a murder thing here. 438 00:20:23,763 --> 00:20:25,306 - It's that polka house, right? - Yeah. 439 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,641 Old man Wójcik died, 440 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,017 but his wife's running it now, I think. 441 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,894 Is that that 500-year-old bag 442 00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,727 that drives around in that orange convertible? 443 00:20:31,728 --> 00:20:33,522 Yeah, the one with the short, short skirts 444 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,773 and the poufy red hair. 445 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,204 The Polish Doll's never been known for being gay-friendly. 446 00:20:37,205 --> 00:20:39,362 They keep a Louisville Slugger behind the bar 447 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,659 called the "Fag Fixer." 448 00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,846 All right, so we don't tell them. 449 00:20:41,846 --> 00:20:43,797 You don't think they'll notice? 450 00:20:43,798 --> 00:20:45,576 Not until there's a hundred drunk wedding guests 451 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:46,683 jammed into the place. 452 00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:47,996 Then what the fuck are they gonna do about it? 453 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,372 They're not answering. 454 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,755 - Debs, you got your car? - Yeah. 455 00:20:50,756 --> 00:20:52,638 - Let's go. - You guys, keep dialing. 456 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,711 There's gotta be someplace else we can use. 457 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,050 So we'll say that you're the bride. 458 00:21:02,051 --> 00:21:03,344 Can you, uh, cry 459 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,345 and make it look like you wanna kill yourself? 460 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,498 - Totally. - Okay. 461 00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:06,651 Debbie? 462 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,224 What the hell do you want? 463 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,059 Uh, my mom kicked me out of the house, 464 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,270 which is your fault, so here I am. 465 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,730 So the Polish Doll finally picked up. 466 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,066 They're there right now. 467 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,275 Who the fuck is this? 468 00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:20,713 Julia. 469 00:21:22,224 --> 00:21:24,006 This is Julia? 470 00:21:24,007 --> 00:21:25,717 You said she was young, but... 471 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,326 Debs, we gotta go! 472 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:28,952 Look, you can't stay here. 473 00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:30,653 Too bad. I am. 474 00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:33,208 - Debbie! - Go home, Julia! 475 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:36,461 Who are you? 476 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,552 I'm Sandy... 477 00:21:40,192 --> 00:21:41,711 her girlfriend. 478 00:21:43,855 --> 00:21:45,721 She's been sleeping with you too? 479 00:21:46,342 --> 00:21:48,431 Shit, I gotta find a clinic, 480 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,991 get swabbed for gonorrhea. 481 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,680 Welcome to the South Side... 482 00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:05,573 ...Julia. 483 00:22:20,685 --> 00:22:22,214 They find someplace we can use yet? 484 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,133 No. I'm texting Tami again. 485 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,510 She's leaving me unread. 486 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,388 Hey, you, uh-you need me to do something, 487 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,140 you know, to help you cry? 488 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,307 - Like what? - I don't know. 489 00:22:32,308 --> 00:22:33,888 Pinch you or slap you or something. 490 00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:35,478 Frank and Monica were my parents. 491 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,646 I can remember anything from my childhood, 492 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,472 and... I can cry. 493 00:22:48,365 --> 00:22:50,076 Right. Yeah, no. Okay. 494 00:22:50,076 --> 00:22:51,369 That's good. Come on. 495 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,798 Jesus. 496 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,469 You lost? 497 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,096 Hi. No. 498 00:23:10,096 --> 00:23:12,765 Um, my sister was supposed to get married this afternoon, 499 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,067 but the hall burned down. 500 00:23:14,068 --> 00:23:15,809 So we are desperate to find someplace 501 00:23:15,810 --> 00:23:17,311 to hold the ceremony. 502 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,356 Gotta talk to the boss. 503 00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:21,238 Over here? Okay. 504 00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:25,944 Mrs. Wójcik? 505 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,198 - That's me, honey. - Hi. 506 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,886 Yeah, we have an emergency situation, 507 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,972 and you may be the only person in Chicago 508 00:23:32,973 --> 00:23:34,163 who can make it right. 509 00:23:43,759 --> 00:23:45,339 Yo! We got it! 510 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,633 - What? - No. 511 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,593 - That Polish place? - Yep! 512 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,636 There is a seniors' happy hour at 4:30. 513 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,096 So the DJ's gotta play some polka, 514 00:23:52,096 --> 00:23:53,597 and I had to guarantee 515 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,578 we'd spend at least 300 bucks at the bar. 516 00:23:55,579 --> 00:23:57,923 Oh, and, uh, 517 00:23:57,924 --> 00:23:59,811 Mickey might have to marry Debbie instead of Ian. 518 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,192 - What? - What? 519 00:24:01,193 --> 00:24:03,231 Yeah, it's definitely not Gay Pride Day over there. 520 00:24:03,232 --> 00:24:05,609 So we told Wójcik that Debbie was the bride 521 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,784 and she was gonna marry a nice Polish boy named Michael. 522 00:24:07,785 --> 00:24:08,863 Yeah. 523 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,417 V, I need a wedding dress in a hurry. 524 00:24:10,419 --> 00:24:12,298 Do you know anyone who's got one laying around? 525 00:24:12,298 --> 00:24:14,242 Closet Diva rents wedding dresses. 526 00:24:14,243 --> 00:24:15,619 - Cool. - Kev, come on, man. 527 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,788 We gotta get these flowers, chairs, 528 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:17,997 all this shit over to the Polish Doll. 529 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:18,914 - Can we use your truck? - Yeah, no problem. 530 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:20,791 - Thanks. - Carl! Lend a hand. 531 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,967 - Hell yeah. - Thanks, bud. 532 00:24:22,968 --> 00:24:24,836 - Wait. Wait. - What? 533 00:24:24,837 --> 00:24:26,509 - Mickey's marrying Debbie? - Yeah. Don't worry. 534 00:24:26,510 --> 00:24:28,215 I'll figure out something to do with the old bat 535 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,884 when we get over there, and, uh, you know, 536 00:24:29,884 --> 00:24:31,983 shit goes sideways, Mickey marries Debbie; 537 00:24:31,984 --> 00:24:33,724 we have a big fuckin' party anyway. 538 00:24:34,922 --> 00:24:36,641 Good. Okay. So uncuff Mickey. 539 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,834 Get your clothes. We only got a couple hours. 540 00:24:37,835 --> 00:24:39,434 Let's fuckin' go! 541 00:24:39,435 --> 00:24:42,277 Your teen stalker's up in your room, cradle robber. 542 00:24:42,278 --> 00:24:44,493 - Julia's still here? - Uh-huh. 543 00:24:44,494 --> 00:24:47,317 Asked how many days a week the maid comes. 544 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,413 They're moving already? 545 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:05,978 You bastards cannot sell this house! 546 00:25:05,979 --> 00:25:07,087 It's mine! 547 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,482 - Lip! - Hey, Frank. 548 00:25:13,483 --> 00:25:14,971 Lip, you cannot sell this house 549 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,382 without giving me my share. 550 00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:18,510 - What the fuck? - This is my house, not yours. 551 00:25:18,511 --> 00:25:20,436 I want half! Uh, I want more than half! 552 00:25:20,438 --> 00:25:21,910 Nobody's selling the house, Frank! 553 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,430 Jesus. 554 00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:25,147 You're not? 555 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:27,983 No. 556 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:28,984 Fuck. 557 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,336 You lied? 558 00:25:31,337 --> 00:25:33,573 Learned at the foot of the master. 559 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:35,410 Looks like you might've gotten punked, punk. 560 00:25:35,411 --> 00:25:36,701 - Lip. - Yeah? 561 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,614 I got the perfect car for Ian and Mickey. 562 00:25:38,615 --> 00:25:40,086 Just need shaving cream, 563 00:25:40,086 --> 00:25:41,957 string, and a couple of old cans. 564 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:45,375 Is that a Mercedes? 565 00:25:45,376 --> 00:25:46,453 Mm-hmm. 566 00:25:46,454 --> 00:25:48,130 Outstanding. 567 00:25:51,674 --> 00:25:53,634 You got game, son. 568 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,882 See ya. 569 00:25:56,883 --> 00:25:59,036 Children want their parents at their weddings. 570 00:25:59,037 --> 00:26:01,342 You'll probably not be alive for mine. 571 00:26:01,343 --> 00:26:02,792 We don't ask much of you. 572 00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:05,939 Least you can do is bother to show up when we get married. 573 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,809 Nice try, kid. 574 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,251 Took the keys to the Mercedes, didn't you? 575 00:26:28,711 --> 00:26:30,421 You gonna give 'em back to me? 576 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,325 Not until after the wedding. 577 00:26:33,873 --> 00:26:35,834 You can't stay here, Julia! 578 00:26:35,835 --> 00:26:38,707 I'm taking half the drawers. I put your crap over there. 579 00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:40,153 We need to go buy a bunch of shit 580 00:26:40,154 --> 00:26:42,431 before my mom cancels my Amex. 581 00:26:42,432 --> 00:26:44,084 What happened to your face? 582 00:26:44,085 --> 00:26:45,958 Your skanky side piece coldcocked me. 583 00:26:45,959 --> 00:26:47,337 Really? 584 00:26:47,338 --> 00:26:49,018 Yes. 585 00:26:49,019 --> 00:26:50,732 She in on it too? 586 00:26:50,733 --> 00:26:52,943 - In on what? - Your hustle. 587 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,040 Now, how much were you able to milk my mom for? 588 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,138 Ten grand? Twenty? 589 00:26:58,140 --> 00:26:59,866 I didn't hustle your mom. 590 00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:01,816 I liked her. She was good to me. 591 00:27:01,817 --> 00:27:03,815 I'm glad she was good to somebody. 592 00:27:03,816 --> 00:27:05,248 Oh. 593 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,208 What do you think? 594 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,835 For what? 595 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,563 The wedding. I'm coming. 596 00:27:10,564 --> 00:27:12,255 No, you're not, Julia! 597 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:14,589 Ghetto wedding? Wouldn't miss it. 598 00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:16,384 Gonna light up my Instagram likes. 599 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:17,928 Oh, look. 600 00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:19,941 There's Mommy Dearest now. 601 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:22,557 All is forgiven, I bet. 602 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,017 Hi, Mom. 603 00:27:25,622 --> 00:27:26,957 Yup. 604 00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:28,459 No. 605 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:30,888 No, I'm not coming home. 606 00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:32,025 Ever. 607 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,635 No. Apology not accepted. 608 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,445 Yes, I'm serious. 609 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,854 I'm at Debbie's. 610 00:27:40,488 --> 00:27:42,034 Yeah. 611 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:45,704 Her tongue is two inches deep into my vagina right now... 612 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:46,913 No, no! No, it isn't, Claudia. 613 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,416 - Oh, that feels so good! - God damn it. 614 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:50,816 Give me the phone, Julia! 615 00:27:50,817 --> 00:27:52,711 - She's lying! - Ah, gotta go. 616 00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:54,374 Fuck you, Mom! 617 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:56,715 What the hell is wrong with you? 618 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,134 Which side of the bed do you want? 619 00:27:58,134 --> 00:27:59,301 I prefer the right. 620 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:01,262 Closest to the mildewy bathroom. 621 00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:09,644 You want kids? 622 00:28:09,645 --> 00:28:10,980 Hell no. 623 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,076 With your mental problems 624 00:28:12,076 --> 00:28:14,327 and my family's comfort with committing homicides? 625 00:28:16,045 --> 00:28:18,820 You end up marrying Debbie, could knock out a couple. 626 00:28:18,821 --> 00:28:20,780 We could raise 'em together. 627 00:28:20,781 --> 00:28:22,657 You want me banging your little sister? 628 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,785 Yeah, probably be too weird. 629 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,051 Yeah, you think? 630 00:28:28,684 --> 00:28:30,519 I wouldn't mind a kid or two, though. 631 00:28:33,377 --> 00:28:35,347 Well, there's plenty of strays wandering around the neighborhood. 632 00:28:35,348 --> 00:28:37,115 I'm sure we can pick one up for cheap. 633 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:41,683 Wow. 634 00:28:41,684 --> 00:28:43,617 You're an ugly motherfucker. 635 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,681 Yeah, well, at least I don't have to hide in a coffin 636 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:46,911 till the sun goes down. 637 00:28:51,393 --> 00:28:53,066 You ready to do this, Milkovich? 638 00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,567 Damn straight, Gallagher. 639 00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:06,035 - Phillip! - Hey! 640 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,452 I got a bunch of these candle things. 641 00:29:07,453 --> 00:29:08,371 - Where do you want 'em? - Uh, yeah. 642 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,955 Put 'em up on the stage and then, uh, 643 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,290 maybe some on the bar too. 644 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,292 - Hey. - Hey. 645 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,722 Got a dress. Where's Debbie? 646 00:29:15,723 --> 00:29:17,380 The bride is in the kitchen. 647 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,178 Babe, clothes. 648 00:29:19,179 --> 00:29:20,590 Where do you want this cake? 649 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,891 Uh, you can put it on the table right there. 650 00:29:22,892 --> 00:29:24,261 Thank you. 651 00:29:26,722 --> 00:29:29,224 - Jesus. - Hey. 652 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,934 This place is a shithole. 653 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,144 - And not in a good way - No, no, no, no. 654 00:29:32,144 --> 00:29:34,896 It's gonna look a lot better when we turn off the overheads 655 00:29:34,897 --> 00:29:36,369 and light some of the candles, be good. 656 00:29:36,371 --> 00:29:38,276 Yeah, sure, long as our guests are also blind. 657 00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:41,403 Which one of you is the groom? 658 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:42,517 Ah, Mrs. Wójcik. 659 00:29:42,518 --> 00:29:44,277 Uh, this is the groom, uh, 660 00:29:44,278 --> 00:29:45,939 Michael Milkovich, 661 00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:48,868 and, uh, his best man, Ian Gallagher. 662 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:55,710 Uh, it's nice to meet you too. 663 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,336 I don't speak that Polish shit... 664 00:29:57,336 --> 00:30:00,047 Ah, nice to meet you. It is such a pleasure. 665 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,257 - We're charmed. - Hey, hey. 666 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:02,090 Guests are arriving. 667 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,950 Okay. Pleasure. 668 00:30:03,951 --> 00:30:05,124 Hey, what's up, queens? 669 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:07,430 You finally gonna tie the knot, or what? 670 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:08,763 Hey, uh, Mrs. Wójcik, 671 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,932 can I ask you to do us a really big favor? 672 00:30:10,933 --> 00:30:12,268 See, my sister, she's freaking out. 673 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,810 I think she's having second thoughts. 674 00:30:13,811 --> 00:30:15,179 - About getting married? - Yeah. 675 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,521 You know, it's been a really emotional day, 676 00:30:16,522 --> 00:30:17,690 you know, with the fire, and... 677 00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:19,858 our mother is no longer alive. 678 00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:21,336 Do you think you could talk to her? 679 00:30:21,337 --> 00:30:22,944 You know, I think a-a few words from you 680 00:30:22,945 --> 00:30:24,654 could really make the difference. 681 00:30:24,655 --> 00:30:25,740 Where is she? 682 00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:26,990 She's just here, just in the kitchen. 683 00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:28,203 Thank you so much. 684 00:30:28,204 --> 00:30:29,769 Where's the rest of the chairs? 685 00:30:29,770 --> 00:30:31,621 Chiavari chairs look nice. 686 00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:34,528 Yeah. 687 00:30:34,529 --> 00:30:36,417 Like how the gold catches the light. 688 00:31:01,358 --> 00:31:03,288 Yeah. Park right here. 689 00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:08,205 The wedding's at the Polish Doll? 690 00:31:08,207 --> 00:31:11,535 Yeah, no, this is not gonna work. 691 00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:19,190 - You coming? - Sorry. 692 00:31:19,191 --> 00:31:20,961 No can do, my friend. 693 00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:23,886 The chick that owns this place hates me. 694 00:31:23,887 --> 00:31:26,674 Tried to stab me more than once. 695 00:31:26,675 --> 00:31:28,426 What'd you do to her? 696 00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:31,219 Many, many things. All consensual. 697 00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:34,098 Although we were both often inebriated. 698 00:31:34,099 --> 00:31:36,851 It was great fun until her husband, Rudy, 699 00:31:36,852 --> 00:31:39,451 returned unexpectedly from his mother's funeral 700 00:31:39,452 --> 00:31:41,022 in the old country, and then... 701 00:31:41,023 --> 00:31:42,817 How long ago was this? 702 00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:45,361 Years. Decades, actually. 703 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,989 She probably won't even remember. 704 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,325 Come on. 705 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,788 She'll remember, all right. 706 00:32:00,438 --> 00:32:03,921 Ugh. My God. I look like a snow cone. 707 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,506 How do I sit down in this thing? 708 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,423 You don't. 709 00:32:07,424 --> 00:32:09,540 Oh, my goodness. 710 00:32:09,541 --> 00:32:11,511 My little Debbie's getting married. 711 00:32:13,542 --> 00:32:16,201 - Here she comes. - How much time do we need? 712 00:32:16,201 --> 00:32:18,102 Forty-five minutes. 713 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,478 - Got it. - Yeah? Okay. 714 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:20,980 Better hydrate. 715 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,344 Debbie? 716 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,220 Debs? 717 00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:29,538 Go away, Phillip! 718 00:32:29,538 --> 00:32:31,615 Oh, please come out. The guests are arriving. 719 00:32:31,615 --> 00:32:33,366 - So come on. - No! No! 720 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:35,346 - No! I can't do it. - Oh! 721 00:32:35,346 --> 00:32:38,484 I can't. No! 722 00:32:38,486 --> 00:32:40,772 I know. I know it's scary. 723 00:32:40,773 --> 00:32:43,419 No bride should have to go through this 724 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:44,699 without their mother. 725 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,332 It's so scary. 726 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:47,625 You see her? 727 00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:48,965 What does she look like? 728 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,125 Big hair. Big tits. 729 00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:51,384 Scary. 730 00:32:51,385 --> 00:32:53,386 No. Maybe she's not here. 731 00:32:53,387 --> 00:32:55,138 If she is, I'm gonna hold you in front of me 732 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,765 as a human shield. 733 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,726 Woman is quick with a blade. 734 00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,185 Here. 735 00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:02,520 Hey, Kev. Kev. Guard that door. 736 00:33:02,521 --> 00:33:04,440 That polka lady tries to come out of the kitchen, 737 00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:05,481 don't let her. 738 00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:06,563 "Don't let her" how? 739 00:33:06,564 --> 00:33:08,719 I don't know. Tackle her. Punch her. I don't give a shit. 740 00:33:09,766 --> 00:33:11,696 - You gonna sit, sweetheart? - I can't. 741 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,156 I gotta punch an old lady. 742 00:33:16,722 --> 00:33:18,621 Those the Gay Jesus groupies? 743 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,749 Oh, yeah. Ian said they might be coming. 744 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,336 - Hey, man. What's up? - Hey, Geneva. 745 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:28,423 All right. Rainbow Squad, take the back. 746 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,465 The rest of you, with me out front. 747 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,047 Let's go. 748 00:33:32,048 --> 00:33:33,344 See ya. 749 00:33:37,471 --> 00:33:39,377 Jesus. Debbie know you're coming? 750 00:33:39,378 --> 00:33:41,490 She got down on her hands and knees and begged me. 751 00:33:41,491 --> 00:33:43,352 Where is she? 752 00:33:43,353 --> 00:33:44,980 What's this shit? 753 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,400 What the fuck? 754 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,652 What's this asshole up to? 755 00:33:51,936 --> 00:33:54,199 The hell you doing, Jamie? 756 00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:56,325 You little shit! 757 00:34:01,183 --> 00:34:02,563 Jamie, you come back here! 758 00:34:02,564 --> 00:34:04,023 - No! - You little shit! 759 00:34:08,452 --> 00:34:10,706 - What were you doing, asshole? - Come on, Uncle Terry. 760 00:34:10,706 --> 00:34:13,293 - What? - Let me go, m... 761 00:34:13,293 --> 00:34:15,083 What were you telling that car? 762 00:34:15,085 --> 00:34:16,387 Sandy. 763 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:17,737 What about Sandy? 764 00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:19,847 She told me to stand out there, tell anyone who showed up 765 00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:21,976 where we moved Mick's wedding 'cause of the fire. 766 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:23,518 Where? Where'd they move it to? 767 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:24,936 That-that polka place. 768 00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,815 Th-the-the Polish Doll. 769 00:34:31,318 --> 00:34:35,072 ♪ On my heart where you're resting your head ♪ 770 00:34:35,072 --> 00:34:38,074 ♪ And you just look so beautiful ♪ 771 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,411 ♪ It's like you were an angel ♪ 772 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,213 ♪ Can I stop the flow of time? ♪ 773 00:34:44,213 --> 00:34:47,458 ♪ Can I swim in your divine... ♪ 774 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:49,621 Hey. She came. 775 00:34:50,474 --> 00:34:52,090 - What? Who did? - Tami. 776 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,050 Uh, that was in question? 777 00:34:55,050 --> 00:34:56,885 Eh. Could've gone either way. 778 00:34:58,054 --> 00:34:59,554 What'd you do this time? 779 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:00,938 Fuck off. 780 00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:04,001 You ready? 781 00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:07,228 Yeah. 782 00:35:15,534 --> 00:35:17,050 You choose this shit? 783 00:35:17,052 --> 00:35:18,742 Absolutely. 784 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,077 - You soft motherfucker. - You know it. 785 00:35:22,077 --> 00:35:23,913 - I love you. - I love you too, man. 786 00:35:26,248 --> 00:35:30,576 - ♪ At last ♪ - You good? 787 00:35:34,043 --> 00:35:38,010 ♪ My love has come along ♪ 788 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:45,789 ♪ My lonely days ♪ 789 00:35:45,789 --> 00:35:47,769 ♪ Are over ♪ 790 00:35:50,764 --> 00:35:53,608 ♪ And life is like a song ♪ 791 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,282 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 792 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,619 ♪ At last ♪ 793 00:36:06,847 --> 00:36:11,418 ♪ The skies above are blue ♪ 794 00:36:15,130 --> 00:36:16,788 ♪ My heart ♪ 795 00:36:16,789 --> 00:36:21,132 ♪ Was wrapped up in clover ♪ 796 00:36:23,635 --> 00:36:28,059 ♪ The night I looked at you ♪ 797 00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:34,545 Dearly beloved, 798 00:36:34,545 --> 00:36:37,728 we have gathered here today to witness and bless 799 00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:40,239 the joining together of these two men 800 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,740 in holy matrimony. 801 00:36:43,045 --> 00:36:45,994 Ian, will you take this man to be your husband? 802 00:36:45,994 --> 00:36:47,351 Will you love him... 803 00:36:47,351 --> 00:36:49,925 Mickey's not marrying that ginger fuck today. 804 00:36:50,965 --> 00:36:53,324 ♪ We shall overcome ♪ 805 00:36:53,324 --> 00:36:56,425 - Oh, what the hell? - ♪ Someday ♪ 806 00:36:56,425 --> 00:36:59,467 - Fuckin' hippie homos. - Jesus. 807 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,911 - Look at all these lesbos. - ♪ We are not afraid ♪ 808 00:37:00,911 --> 00:37:02,103 And fairies. 809 00:37:02,105 --> 00:37:03,721 Kumbaya, bitch! 810 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:07,349 ♪ We are not afraid ♪ 811 00:37:07,349 --> 00:37:11,626 ♪ We are not afraid today ♪ 812 00:37:13,918 --> 00:37:17,192 ♪ We are not afraid ♪ 813 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,811 - ♪ Today ♪ - Go! 814 00:37:19,813 --> 00:37:21,864 - What do you want me to do? - We'll walk hand in hand! 815 00:37:21,865 --> 00:37:24,365 Drive, fuckhead! I can't shoot 'em all. 816 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,516 ♪ We'll walk hand in hand ♪ 817 00:37:26,518 --> 00:37:29,293 ♪ We'll walk hand in hand ♪ 818 00:37:29,295 --> 00:37:33,409 ♪ Someday ♪ 819 00:37:33,409 --> 00:37:34,835 Amen! 820 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:36,003 - Yes! - All right! 821 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:37,755 - Love wins! - Yeah! 822 00:37:39,715 --> 00:37:43,260 I, Mikhailo, take you, Ian, 823 00:37:44,036 --> 00:37:45,246 to be my husband, 824 00:37:46,623 --> 00:37:48,014 to have and to hold 825 00:37:49,057 --> 00:37:50,418 from this day forward, 826 00:37:51,351 --> 00:37:52,628 for better or worse, 827 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,195 for richer, for poorer... 828 00:37:56,195 --> 00:37:57,664 ♪ Mornin' flowers, they swayed... ♪ 829 00:37:57,664 --> 00:37:59,329 ...in sickness and in health... 830 00:37:59,331 --> 00:38:01,235 ♪ ...early breeze... ♪ 831 00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:04,324 ...to love and to cherish you... 832 00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:07,000 till death do us part. 833 00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:10,829 ♪ Waking eyes of the field underneath the trees... ♪ 834 00:38:10,829 --> 00:38:12,106 I, Ian, 835 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,135 take you, Mickey, 836 00:38:16,137 --> 00:38:17,710 to be my husband... 837 00:38:17,711 --> 00:38:19,630 ♪ Don't be long... ♪ 838 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:21,688 ...to have and to hold you from this day forward, 839 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,592 for better or for worse, 840 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,094 richer or poorer... 841 00:38:26,094 --> 00:38:27,429 ♪ Sick of hurrying... ♪ 842 00:38:27,429 --> 00:38:28,847 ...in sickness and in health. 843 00:38:28,847 --> 00:38:31,019 ♪ And I know they're wrong ♪ 844 00:38:31,021 --> 00:38:33,268 ...to love and to cherish you 845 00:38:33,268 --> 00:38:35,085 till death do us part. 846 00:38:35,086 --> 00:38:37,458 Now that Mikhailo and Ian 847 00:38:37,458 --> 00:38:39,708 have given themselves to each other, 848 00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:41,650 with these vows 849 00:38:41,650 --> 00:38:44,420 and the giving and receiving of rings, 850 00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:46,353 I now pronounce you... 851 00:38:46,353 --> 00:38:48,992 husband and husband. 852 00:38:50,262 --> 00:38:52,313 - Now? - Yes, now. 853 00:38:52,315 --> 00:38:54,661 ♪ Mornin' flowers ♪ 854 00:38:54,663 --> 00:38:56,637 ♪ Tell you many secrets ♪ 855 00:38:56,637 --> 00:39:00,724 ♪ In those early hours ♪ 856 00:39:00,724 --> 00:39:02,884 ♪ See you tomorrow ♪ 857 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:07,070 ♪ My mornin' flowers ♪ 858 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:13,829 ♪ Halle... lujah ♪ 859 00:39:13,829 --> 00:39:15,936 ♪ I'm still here, still bringin' it to ya ♪ 860 00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:18,170 ♪ Ohm, like Buddha ♪ 861 00:39:18,170 --> 00:39:19,976 ♪ Good girls know how to get hard too, yeah ♪ 862 00:39:19,978 --> 00:39:22,231 ♪ I'm all done up in my Sunday best ♪ 863 00:39:22,233 --> 00:39:23,990 ♪ No walk of shame, 'cause I love this dress ♪ 864 00:39:23,992 --> 00:39:26,445 ♪ Hungover, heart of gold, Holy mess ♪ 865 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:28,699 ♪ Doin' my best ♪ 866 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:30,659 Oh, okay. 867 00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:32,253 Hey, I gotta go now. 868 00:39:32,255 --> 00:39:35,222 You're ready for the wedding now? 869 00:39:35,222 --> 00:39:37,713 The wedding? Oh, I think we missed it. 870 00:39:53,932 --> 00:39:55,934 ♪ Crazy... ♪ 871 00:39:55,934 --> 00:39:57,728 Wh-what the hell's going on? 872 00:39:57,728 --> 00:40:00,378 Well, that-that homo married that other homo. 873 00:40:01,371 --> 00:40:02,646 What? 874 00:40:02,648 --> 00:40:04,478 Selling lots of booze, though. 875 00:40:04,478 --> 00:40:05,693 ♪ If it were a joke ♪ 876 00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:08,092 ♪ I'm afraid that ♪ 877 00:40:08,092 --> 00:40:09,697 ♪ We finally broke ♪ 878 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,206 ♪ It's true ♪ 879 00:40:11,206 --> 00:40:13,739 ♪ Why can't you unwind? ♪ 880 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:15,286 ♪ I do... ♪ 881 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,289 Hey. 882 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,753 Zuzzy, how you been? 883 00:40:19,753 --> 00:40:22,989 Don't you fuckin' "Zuzzy" me, Gallagher! 884 00:40:22,990 --> 00:40:26,715 Mm. 885 00:40:30,135 --> 00:40:32,512 ♪ It's coming apart ♪ 886 00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:35,731 ♪ It's coming apart... ♪ 887 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,851 - What's up, buddy? - Frank. 888 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,898 You look underaged and thirsty. 889 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:44,342 Thanks. 890 00:40:47,074 --> 00:40:49,681 If you're thinking about jumping Sandy, I wouldn't. 891 00:40:49,682 --> 00:40:51,141 She did time for assault. 892 00:40:51,143 --> 00:40:53,407 Juvie, but the guy's still slurping meals 893 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,494 through a straw. 894 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,447 Um, I'm not gay. 895 00:40:57,449 --> 00:40:59,563 - You're not? - No. 896 00:40:59,565 --> 00:41:02,340 Just experimented a bit, but it's not really my thing. 897 00:41:03,572 --> 00:41:05,199 So what is your thing? 898 00:41:06,175 --> 00:41:08,302 Toys and porn. 899 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,346 I like toys. 900 00:41:15,597 --> 00:41:17,307 Okay. 901 00:41:19,766 --> 00:41:21,311 Let's play. 902 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,438 ♪ It's coming apart ♪ 903 00:41:26,358 --> 00:41:29,193 ♪ It's coming apart ♪ 904 00:41:31,875 --> 00:41:34,115 I mean, sometimes I wish I was gay, you know. 905 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,659 Sure, yeah. 906 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,889 Marry your best friend. 907 00:41:37,889 --> 00:41:39,942 Blow jobs. Make each other sandwiches... 908 00:41:39,943 --> 00:41:41,784 Kevin! 909 00:41:41,786 --> 00:41:43,762 - Thank you for inviting me. - Thank you for coming. 910 00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:45,293 - It was so beautiful. - Appreciate that. 911 00:41:45,293 --> 00:41:47,454 And you. Congratulations. 912 00:41:47,454 --> 00:41:49,130 I love you guys. 913 00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,798 ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪ 914 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,217 Be right back. 915 00:41:55,135 --> 00:41:58,793 ♪ I've been in love and lost my senses ♪ 916 00:41:58,795 --> 00:42:02,393 ♪ Spinning through the town... ♪ 917 00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:04,271 Why are you hiding that money? 918 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:06,648 ♪ The fever ends ♪ 919 00:42:06,648 --> 00:42:09,885 ♪ And I wind up feeling down... ♪ 920 00:42:09,885 --> 00:42:11,664 What money? 921 00:42:11,666 --> 00:42:13,947 The money you're hiding under the bar. 922 00:42:13,947 --> 00:42:15,489 I love this song. Let's dance. 923 00:42:15,490 --> 00:42:17,266 - You wanna dance? - $800? 924 00:42:17,266 --> 00:42:19,452 We promised never to keep secrets from each other, Kevin. 925 00:42:19,452 --> 00:42:21,231 - Why? - Why what? 926 00:42:21,231 --> 00:42:23,215 Why did we promise not to keep secrets from each other? 927 00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:24,416 Because not all secrets are bad. 928 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:25,697 Some secrets are good. 929 00:42:25,697 --> 00:42:27,980 You've been acting so strange. 930 00:42:27,981 --> 00:42:30,347 Is this-is this more of your midlife crisis? 931 00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:31,657 No. 932 00:42:31,657 --> 00:42:33,175 Are you seeing someone? 933 00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:34,259 Another woman? Having an affair? 934 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,036 No. Of course not. 935 00:42:36,038 --> 00:42:37,791 Then what? Why the money? 936 00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:40,284 I-it's gone, okay? I spent it all. 937 00:42:40,284 --> 00:42:41,677 On what? 938 00:42:41,677 --> 00:42:43,851 Oh, my God! 939 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,313 Snoopy Mary! 940 00:42:46,871 --> 00:42:48,690 Way to ruin a surprise! 941 00:42:51,396 --> 00:42:55,217 I wanted to give you with, like, you know, romantic music, 942 00:42:55,217 --> 00:42:58,324 I don't know, candles, maybe a little wine. 943 00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,452 Oh, my gosh. 944 00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:01,994 Cost me more than what I had, 945 00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:04,405 but I figured, with Keg Zone, I'd make enough 946 00:43:04,405 --> 00:43:06,041 and I could pay the rest off later. 947 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,670 You like it? 948 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,670 Ask me. 949 00:43:12,454 --> 00:43:13,715 Ask me, fool! 950 00:43:15,264 --> 00:43:17,320 - Veronica Fisher, w... - On your knees. 951 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,762 Oh. 952 00:43:22,161 --> 00:43:23,871 Veronica Fisher, 953 00:43:23,873 --> 00:43:25,139 will you marry me? 954 00:43:25,139 --> 00:43:26,740 I mean, I gotta find my ex and get a divorce... 955 00:43:26,742 --> 00:43:27,938 Yes! 956 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:30,440 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 957 00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:36,320 ♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪ 958 00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:42,327 Tami. 959 00:43:42,329 --> 00:43:43,887 Hey. 960 00:43:43,887 --> 00:43:45,373 Hey. 961 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,333 Hi. 962 00:43:52,018 --> 00:43:53,338 Thanks for coming. 963 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:55,271 I love Ian. 964 00:43:56,418 --> 00:43:58,989 Yeah, it was a-it was a beautiful ceremony, huh? 965 00:44:02,590 --> 00:44:03,681 Will you just... 966 00:44:03,682 --> 00:44:06,210 come look inside the house with me? 967 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:11,322 You know, it's got-it's got two beds, 968 00:44:11,322 --> 00:44:12,670 bath, big backyard. 969 00:44:12,670 --> 00:44:13,960 I don't need to look inside. 970 00:44:15,811 --> 00:44:17,445 Well, I'm not moving to Milwaukee. 971 00:44:17,445 --> 00:44:18,737 I told you that. 972 00:44:19,871 --> 00:44:21,117 So don't. 973 00:44:22,492 --> 00:44:24,085 Wh-wh-what does that mean? 974 00:44:24,086 --> 00:44:25,755 Fred and I are going. 975 00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:28,998 If you don't wanna come with us, 976 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,342 you don't have to. 977 00:44:30,342 --> 00:44:31,682 You're gonna take Fred? 978 00:44:31,684 --> 00:44:33,420 It's a two-hour train ride. 979 00:44:34,416 --> 00:44:35,797 Come and visit us 980 00:44:35,797 --> 00:44:38,219 whenever you can tear yourself away from your family. 981 00:44:38,219 --> 00:44:39,739 Tami, c-c-c-can't we talk about this or something? 982 00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:41,778 No. No, Lip, because I don't want 983 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:43,914 your life, okay? 984 00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:46,224 I wanted us to create a life together. 985 00:44:46,224 --> 00:44:46,891 - That's-that's... - Yeah. A life for you... 986 00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:47,893 ...that's what I want too! 987 00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:50,811 ...and me and Fred, and then you just went out 988 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,342 and did whatever the fuck you wanted to 989 00:44:52,344 --> 00:44:54,262 - without thinking about us. - I was thinking about you. 990 00:44:54,262 --> 00:44:55,590 - That's all I was doing. - How am I ever supposed 991 00:44:55,590 --> 00:44:56,931 - to trust you again? - You can trust me. 992 00:44:56,931 --> 00:44:59,090 - No, I can't, okay? - Hey, you're not taking Fred! 993 00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:04,577 I'm his mother. 994 00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:08,483 I've got a house and a job. 995 00:45:08,483 --> 00:45:11,528 So... 996 00:45:11,530 --> 00:45:13,085 really wanna take this to court? 997 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,894 You fucking serious? 998 00:45:17,469 --> 00:45:18,989 Y-you're gonna take Fred 999 00:45:18,989 --> 00:45:21,675 to punish me for not wanting to move? 1000 00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:23,552 No, Lip, I'm not punishing you! 1001 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,025 - Get the fuck outta here! - Jesus! 1002 00:45:25,025 --> 00:45:27,369 We're supposed to be in a relationship! 1003 00:45:27,369 --> 00:45:29,902 That means that we make important decisions together. 1004 00:45:29,903 --> 00:45:31,947 All right! You want me to move to fucking Milwaukee? 1005 00:45:31,949 --> 00:45:33,588 I'll move to Milwaukee, all right? 1006 00:45:33,588 --> 00:45:35,981 I'll hate it, but if that's what Tami wants... 1007 00:45:35,981 --> 00:45:37,192 You know what? You're an asshole. 1008 00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:38,068 ...that's what Tami gets, right? 1009 00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:39,110 You're an asshole. 1010 00:45:39,110 --> 00:45:40,445 - I'm an asshole? - Fuck you! 1011 00:45:40,445 --> 00:45:41,885 You're the one trying to take away my kid! 1012 00:45:41,887 --> 00:45:44,865 No! Our kid, Lip. He is our kid! 1013 00:45:48,121 --> 00:45:49,708 Shit. 1014 00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:52,373 Come here. 1015 00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:54,202 It's okay. 1016 00:46:02,936 --> 00:46:04,510 I'm so sorry. 1017 00:46:14,112 --> 00:46:15,597 Don't do this, please. 1018 00:46:16,746 --> 00:46:18,900 Let's just stop lying to each other. 1019 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,068 Okay? 1020 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:23,094 You love your fucked-up family 1021 00:46:23,094 --> 00:46:24,657 more than you're ever gonna love me. 1022 00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:26,097 That's not true. 1023 00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:28,702 That's not true. 1024 00:46:30,867 --> 00:46:32,440 Yeah, it is. 1025 00:46:36,257 --> 00:46:38,168 You should get back inside there. 1026 00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,246 Sounds like you're missing a fun time. 1027 00:46:40,248 --> 00:46:42,081 - Oh, I got... I can help. - I got it. 1028 00:46:42,081 --> 00:46:43,967 No. 1029 00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:46,268 Hey. Hey. 1030 00:46:46,269 --> 00:46:47,887 I got you. 1031 00:46:47,887 --> 00:46:49,597 All right. 1032 00:46:49,597 --> 00:46:52,641 ♪ Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon ♪ 1033 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:56,563 ♪ It's always been inside of you, you, you ♪ 1034 00:46:56,563 --> 00:47:00,018 ♪ And now it's time to let it through ♪ 1035 00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:04,699 ♪ 'Cause, baby, you're a firework ♪ 1036 00:47:04,699 --> 00:47:08,615 ♪ Come on, show 'em what you're worth ♪ 1037 00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:11,994 ♪ Make 'em go ah, ah, ah ♪ 1038 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:15,864 ♪ As you shoot across the sky-y-y ♪ 1039 00:47:15,864 --> 00:47:18,418 - Nice dress. - ♪ You're a firework ♪ 1040 00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:20,795 Thank you. 1041 00:47:20,795 --> 00:47:22,713 ♪ Come on, let your colors... ♪ 1042 00:47:22,715 --> 00:47:24,746 Is that Frank making out with that Polish polka lady? 1043 00:47:24,748 --> 00:47:26,648 ♪ Make 'em go ah, ah, ah ♪ 1044 00:47:26,648 --> 00:47:28,802 Yeah. Wow. 1045 00:47:32,974 --> 00:47:35,434 - ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪ - I miss Mom. 1046 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:37,228 ♪ Even brighter than the moon... ♪ 1047 00:47:37,228 --> 00:47:40,215 Yeah. 1048 00:47:40,215 --> 00:47:42,733 ♪ Boom, boom, boom... ♪ 1049 00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:45,474 Monica would've loved today. 1050 00:47:52,085 --> 00:47:53,871 ♪ I found a love ♪ 1051 00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:58,032 ♪ For me ♪ 1052 00:47:58,032 --> 00:48:00,043 I should probably go dance with my husband. 1053 00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:01,952 ♪ Darlin', just dive right in ♪ 1054 00:48:01,952 --> 00:48:03,012 Go. 1055 00:48:03,519 --> 00:48:05,423 ♪ Follow my lead ♪ 1056 00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:09,469 ♪ I found a girl ♪ 1057 00:48:10,762 --> 00:48:13,431 ♪ Beautiful and sweet ♪ 1058 00:48:14,682 --> 00:48:18,617 ♪ I never knew you were the someone ♪ 1059 00:48:18,617 --> 00:48:20,271 ♪ Waiting for me ♪ 1060 00:48:20,271 --> 00:48:21,688 Come on. 1061 00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:23,067 ♪ 'Cause we were just kids ♪ 1062 00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:26,193 ♪ When we fell in love ♪ 1063 00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:30,030 ♪ Not knowing what it was ♪ 1064 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:33,784 ♪ I will not give you up ♪ 1065 00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:37,298 ♪ This time ♪ 1066 00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:41,197 ♪ Darling, just kiss me slow ♪ 1067 00:48:41,199 --> 00:48:44,996 ♪ Your heart is all I own ♪ 1068 00:48:44,996 --> 00:48:47,228 ♪ And in your eyes, you're holding... ♪ 1069 00:48:47,228 --> 00:48:50,342 - Can I get a Coke? - Yeah, sure. 1070 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:54,528 ♪ Baby, I'm... ♪ 1071 00:48:54,530 --> 00:48:55,722 Yeah. 1072 00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:56,996 You like some rum in that? 1073 00:48:58,791 --> 00:48:59,847 Sure. 1074 00:48:59,849 --> 00:49:03,148 ♪ With you between my arms ♪ 1075 00:49:03,148 --> 00:49:06,943 ♪ Barefoot on the grass ♪ 1076 00:49:06,943 --> 00:49:08,445 Thanks. 1077 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:10,195 ♪ Listening to our favorite song ♪ 1078 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,824 ♪ When you said you looked a mess... ♪ 1079 00:49:12,824 --> 00:49:14,867 Listen up, everyone! 1080 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,786 I'm the closest thing to a bride we've got. 1081 00:49:16,786 --> 00:49:20,579 So I'm throwin' the bouquet! 1082 00:49:20,579 --> 00:49:22,876 Line up, single losers! 1083 00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:24,668 ♪ You look perfect tonight ♪ 1084 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,211 Right here! Right here, Deb! 1085 00:49:30,630 --> 00:49:32,969 ♪ Well, I found a woman ♪ 1086 00:49:34,262 --> 00:49:38,266 ♪ Stronger than anyone I know... ♪ 1087 00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:40,101 Can I get another? 1088 00:49:40,101 --> 00:49:41,978 - Sure. - Thanks. 1089 00:49:41,978 --> 00:49:45,577 ♪ I'll share her home ♪ 1090 00:49:45,579 --> 00:49:48,067 ♪ I found a love ♪ 1091 00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:53,739 ♪ To carry more than just my secrets ♪ 1092 00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:55,532 ♪ To carry love ♪ 1093 00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:57,217 ♪ To carry children ♪ 1094 00:49:57,219 --> 00:49:59,603 ♪ Of our own ♪ 1095 00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:04,211 ♪ We are still kids, but we're so in love ♪ 1096 00:50:04,213 --> 00:50:07,543 ♪ Fighting against all odds ♪ 1097 00:50:08,425 --> 00:50:12,054 ♪ I know we'll be all right ♪ 1098 00:50:12,054 --> 00:50:16,846 ♪ This time ♪ 1099 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:20,849 ♪ I don't deserve this ♪ 1100 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:24,353 ♪ You look perfect ♪ 1101 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,981 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1102 00:50:35,349 --> 00:50:37,894 I'm gonna need that car back eventually. 1103 00:50:37,896 --> 00:50:40,161 Are those hickies? 1104 00:50:40,161 --> 00:50:41,538 Yeah. 1105 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,498 Woman's a wildcat. 1106 00:50:43,498 --> 00:50:44,760 It's a myth 1107 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,385 about the female libido declining with age. 1108 00:50:47,387 --> 00:50:48,835 They get hornier. 1109 00:50:49,472 --> 00:50:51,141 I'll keep that in mind. 1110 00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:54,175 Zuzanna doesn't hate gays. 1111 00:50:54,175 --> 00:50:56,394 It's her husband, Rudy. 1112 00:50:56,396 --> 00:50:59,693 Turns out, Rudy's gayer than Liberace. 1113 00:50:59,695 --> 00:51:02,228 She found boxes of mano a mano porn 1114 00:51:02,230 --> 00:51:04,048 after he died. 1115 00:51:04,050 --> 00:51:07,940 The old Polish bastard was a raging gay homophobe. 1116 00:51:08,606 --> 00:51:10,969 Aren't all homophobes gay? 1117 00:51:12,134 --> 00:51:13,903 Probably so, son. 1118 00:51:14,822 --> 00:51:16,282 Probably so. 1119 00:52:34,219 --> 00:52:35,771 I need to find a meeting. 1120 00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:40,818 Come with me? 1121 00:52:43,655 --> 00:52:44,989 Sure. 1122 00:52:46,634 --> 00:52:48,211 Let me grab my coat. 1123 00:53:42,193 --> 00:53:43,436 What is it? 1124 00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:49,693 Shit. I think it's the cops. 1125 00:53:57,650 --> 00:53:59,860 - What's with all the banging? - Cops, maybe. 1126 00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:02,364 Ugh. What did Frank do now? 1127 00:54:06,422 --> 00:54:09,786 - Deborah Gallagher? - Uh, no. 1128 00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,539 We have an arrest warrant for Deborah Gallagher. 1129 00:54:11,539 --> 00:54:12,414 No shit. What for? 1130 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:15,876 Statutory rape of a minor. Julia Nicolo? 1131 00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:17,628 Fuck. 1132 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,505 We got a runner! 1133 00:54:24,677 --> 00:54:26,304 Uh, what's going on? 1134 00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:28,012 When's your 18th birthday? 1135 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:35,271 Stop! Police! 1136 00:54:51,355 --> 00:54:52,873 Jesus. 1137 00:55:04,592 --> 00:55:05,885 Needs some work. 1138 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:09,409 Yeah. No shit. 1139 00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:17,742 Two bedrooms? 1140 00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:21,400 Yeah. 1141 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,614 One bathroom. 1142 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,117 Two-car garage. 1143 00:55:31,954 --> 00:55:33,480 You got another mask? 1144 00:55:36,550 --> 00:55:39,293 Yeah. Absolutely. 1145 00:55:42,143 --> 00:55:44,590 Hope my tetanus is up-to-date. 1146 00:55:51,806 --> 00:55:54,349 No? Oh. 1147 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,407 Whoo! 1148 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:47,152